Phones these days should come with a warning, ‘Don’t drink and text.’
We all have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed and you want to continue the party.
Unexpectedly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been slightly flirting with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab clumsily at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry you are proficient at when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.
Take a look:
#1 Oh Bro…
#2 Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There
#3 I’m Drunk
#4 You Were So Drunk Last Night
#5 Girl U Got Da Wrong Number
#7 Mom Is Happy
#8 Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
#9 Drunk Jess
#10 There’s No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk
#11 How Drunk Was I Last Night?
#12 Drunk Text
#13 Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text
#14 Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk
#15 Dating An Idiot
#16 FarmVille FTW
#17 Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad
#18 Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I’m Drunk And High Ever Again
#19 Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service
#20 Why Can’t I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?
#21 I Am The Batman
#22 An Obese Penguin
#23 How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats
#24 Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy…. Not Me…. What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind
#25 I Love Alcohol
#26 Dealing With Problems Like
#27 Friend So Drunk, Replied To Himself
#28 Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife
#29 Smooth Move Drunk Me…
#30 I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Bos