You just cannot mess around with children today as you will encounter the harsh reality. They are just too good and way ahead of the grown-ups. However, they are also damn cute with their acts and sometimes you can’t help but give it to them for their wittiness.
Here is a daughter who always comes up with some savage replies to her dad’s questions which leaves him speechless.
Check it out:
That’s smart
5-year-old: *stares off into space*
Me: What’s wrong?
5: What happens if a kangaroo jumps on a trampoline?
Me: *stares off into space, too*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
A dinosaur with a hat
5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur.
Me: That could mean anything.
5: The dinosaur had a hat.
Oh shit.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 25, 2015
The bitter truth
5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup?
Me: To look pretty.
5: But she’s already pretty.
Me: Aww.
5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2015
Talk about inflation now
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars
Me: That’d wreck the economy
5: I just-
Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2015
She knows how to get what she wants
[watching a guy on TV do CPR]
5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her?
Me: He’s not. He’s saving her life.
5: I’d rather die.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2016
They are pretty quick
Me: Who ate all the cookies?
5-year-old: Ninjas.
Me: I didn’t see them.
5-year-old: No one ever does.
Checkmate.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 6, 2015
She’s right though
5-year-old: Can we have pizza?
Me: We just had pizza yesterday.
5: The pizza doesn’t know that.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2018
She knows what she does and that’s it
Me: What did you do at school today?
5-year-old: Learned about dragons.
Me: Your class learned about dragons?
5: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what everybody else was doing.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2018
He at least helped her
5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?
Me: I helped
5: How?
Me:
5:
Me: I read her the instructions
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2015
It’s so boring
Me: Wake up. Time to get dressed.
5-year-old: Not again.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2018