Take A Look At How A 5 YO Old’s Epic Replies To Her Dad Is Rocking The Internet
You just cannot mess around with children today as you will encounter the harsh reality. They are just too good and way ahead of the grown-ups. However, they are also damn cute with their acts and sometimes you can’t help but give it to them for their wittiness.
Here is a daughter who always comes up with some savage replies to her dad’s questions which leaves him speechless.
Check it out:
That’s smart
5-year-old: *stares off into space*
Me: What’s wrong?
5: What happens if a kangaroo jumps on a trampoline?
Me: *stares off into space, too*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2017
A dinosaur with a hat
5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur.
Me: That could mean anything.
5: The dinosaur had a hat.
Oh shit.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 25, 2015
The bitter truth
5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup?
Me: To look pretty.
5: But she’s already pretty.
Me: Aww.
5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2015
Talk about inflation now
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars
Me: That’d wreck the economy
5: I just-
Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2015
She knows how to get what she wants
[watching a guy on TV do CPR]
5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her?
Me: He’s not. He’s saving her life.
5: I’d rather die.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2016
They are pretty quick
Me: Who ate all the cookies?
5-year-old: Ninjas.
Me: I didn’t see them.
5-year-old: No one ever does.
Checkmate.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 6, 2015
She’s right though
5-year-old: Can we have pizza?
Me: We just had pizza yesterday.
5: The pizza doesn’t know that.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2018
She knows what she does and that’s it
Me: What did you do at school today?
5-year-old: Learned about dragons.
Me: Your class learned about dragons?
5: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what everybody else was doing.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2018
He at least helped her
5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?
Me: I helped
5: How?
Me:
5:
Me: I read her the instructions
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2015
It’s so boring
Me: Wake up. Time to get dressed.
5-year-old: Not again.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2018