As we get older, we lose our ability to think fast. That’s not the case when it comes to this elderly gentleman who saw of couple of women skinny dipping in his pond.
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for many years. There was a large pond in the back. It was perfectly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
He hadn’t been to the pond in a while and one day he decides to go down. He grabs a large bucket to bring back the fruits he wold pluck from the apple and peach trees. But, as he neared the pond he heard some laughing and giggling. He was quite surprised. Moving closer he found a bunch of women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him: “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”
He held out the bucket and said, “I’m here to feed the alligators!”
This old gentle man really a fast thinker.