Unfortunately you’re going to have to go back to work at some point. Somehow you forgot about this and you’ll spend most of your workday asking for baby updates or daydreaming about what you might be missing.
It’s almost easier to just buy a new house that’s already baby proofed than it is to install all those little latches and protectors to your current house.
Remember all those nice, expensive outfits you and your friends bought that you couldn’t wait for your baby to wear? He’ll get to wear it maybe twice before it’s so small on him it’ll look like it’s painted on.
Everyone will want to come by and see the new baby and while you love and appreciate them, they’ll be some days when you cancel plans with everyone and sleep for every moment you possibly can.
You’re going to say or do something to your kid that instantly makes you feel like the worst parent in the world. You’ll apologize, but now you’re going to assume you scarred them for life.
For moms, you’re going to have some crazy post-pregnancy hormones that’ll make you feel completely nuts. If you’re a dad and you find yourself saying, “wait, what did I do?” Don’t take it personally. You’re both tired, irritable, on the verge of tears at all times.
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